What can be more perfect than derpy dogs? Dogs are one of the derpiest animals on the planet and they never fail to make us chuckle with their antics. That’s why the r/AnimalsBeingDerps subreddit exists; to appreciate all the derpy derp dogs in our lives. So go ahead and have a look at the silliest and the derpiest of all the dogs!
1. Well, I guess that’s one way to run.
2. When your dog can’t envision a moment without you.
3. Airing all your bits while getting a snooze in.
4. When you don’t want to sit on the floor, use your sibling as a comfy cushioned chair.
5. This is what happens when you don’t assemble your dog according to the IKEA instruction manual.
6. This dog is having an existential crisis.
7. It looks like you’re in trouble with him.
8. “… I swear there was a door here… somewhere… ouch”
9. Not abandoning her favourite bone even in her sleep.
10. It looks like she doesn’t like hats.
11. “I dunno what you’re talkin’ bout. If I don’t see it, it doesn’t exist.”
12. “Who? Me? Huh? What?”
13. The pointer is pointing at the bird.
14. Derp Expert Level: Achieved.
15. Look, there’s a giant bug in the middle of the road!
16. “Don’t just look at me!!! Throw the frisbee, Abe!!!”
17. The dog has evolved to the next level.
18. “It is a new game called stick-a-poo, can also be left on for decoration!”
19. Time for boops!
20. Doggo does a vertical jump.
21. Ooh look, it’s a golden fish!
22. Adventures in eating sticky peanut butter.
23. “Just fixing myself a little midnight snack.”
24. Is this a re-enactment of that scene from The Shining?
25. 2 Pitbulls and 1 Catbull.
26. “You must stop to pay the petting toll.”
27. “The pool was too small for me so I made it bigger.”
28. A priest dog conducting marriage: “To have and to hold the tennis ball, from this day day forth.”
29. The three dogrees of pupper curiosity:
30. Ooooh, Ceiling Dog doin’ a biiiig stretch!
31. The exit isn’t very graceful.
32. Cuddle Monster!
33. Learning the art of petting the kitty right.
34. Terrifyingly derp.
35. Tiny teefs alert!
36. Zombie dog looking for braaaaiiinnnns!
37. “Gimme treats… or else!”
38. Derpy dog: upside down edition.
39. “Go away, I’m photosynthesising.”
40. Caught attempting murder.
41. Getting a stick from the stick library.
42. “I. Don’t. Wanna. Waaaaalk.”
43. “Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to discuss the treats issue? Maybe sign our petition?”
44. The ol’ razzle dazzle.
45. Cooling down in the personal swimming pool in the summer heat.
Via u/Marvelous Fizz
47. “You never told me this thing bites back dammit!”
48. “Look at me Greg! You are going to jail Greg. JAIL!”
49. This dog is just… venting.
50. This dog looks like something out of an old Japanese painting.
51. A domesticated demidog.
52. Bella just living her very best life.
53. First time I’ve ever seen a dogaroo.
54. Looks like the racoon trap caught a small bear.
55. This is how to use the seat right, butt and back legs on the back rest.
56. If I Fits, I Sits: Puppy Edition.
57. “Momther, I am requesting a bigger doggy door.”
58. “Hoping for chimkin flavor, got lemon. :(“
59. Dog theorizing about why quantum jumps change gene material in DNA.