Every dog has its own unique personality, but as you can see from these hilarious dog bios, some of them are more unique than others.
This is Tim. He complains about the music and craft beer selection at small bars. Tells tinder bitches he’s moving to Berlin
Sheryl, christian mom, hates rap, 5 kids
Brock,14, hangs at the skatepark, comments”not funny” on funny memes, and comments “fake” on YouTube videos.
Sharon. Has never worked. Xanax prescription. She Loves salad and hates her husband. She can even, she just chooses not to.
Eric, 28. Collects vinyl, and quits cigarettes but still bums them.
Gage, 24, documentary film enthusiast, shares global warming articles on FB, medicinal marijuana patient, drives a Prius #FeelTheBern
Keri, 24. Has $170 sandals. Walks barefoot. Has a “Live, Laugh, Love” sign in her room. Sells daisy chains on Etsy.
Phil, 40. Planned family vacation to Niagara Falls. Wife expected more, kids bored & he’s considering jumping in.
Erik, 43. Runs an architectural business in Stockholm. Doesn’t own a TV.
Darryl, 35, and alcoholic, drinks a monster every morning before his construction job.
Grey, 19, but goes by G. Dropped out of college after a month but got a degree in life after backpacking in Costa Ricka for 2 weeks.
Barbara, 53. Makes a mean casserole, racist, want some jelly beans? Proud member of mothers against marijuana, she already called the police.
Sharon, 35. Recently divorced, smokes menthols. Uses expired coupons, asks for a manager anyway.
Debbie, 45. Drives a suburban, reads at the beach for a living, not mad you lied to her, just disappointed.
Darlene, 83, widowed, reminds u to chew your food, writes $12 checks.
Trevor, 33. Brews his own craft beer. Was a lumber sexual before it was cool. Listens to vinyl. Took improv at UCB
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