Every dog has its own unique personality, but as you can see from these hilarious dog bios, some of them are more unique than others.
#1 Tim
This is Tim. He complains about the music and craft beer selection at small bars. Tells tinder bitches he’s moving to Berlin
#2 Sheryl
Sheryl, christian mom, hates rap, 5 kids
#3 Brock
Brock,14, hangs at the skatepark, comments”not funny” on funny memes, and comments “fake” on YouTube videos.
#4 Sharon
Sharon. Has never worked. Xanax prescription. She Loves salad and hates her husband. She can even, she just chooses not to.
#5 Eric
Eric, 28. Collects vinyl, and quits cigarettes but still bums them.
#6 Gage
Gage, 24, documentary film enthusiast, shares global warming articles on FB, medicinal marijuana patient, drives a Prius #FeelTheBern
#7 Keri
Keri, 24. Has $170 sandals. Walks barefoot. Has a “Live, Laugh, Love” sign in her room. Sells daisy chains on Etsy.
#8 Phil
Phil, 40. Planned family vacation to Niagara Falls. Wife expected more, kids bored & he’s considering jumping in.
#9 Erik
Erik, 43. Runs an architectural business in Stockholm. Doesn’t own a TV.
#10 Darryl
Darryl, 35, and alcoholic, drinks a monster every morning before his construction job.
#11 Greg
Grey, 19, but goes by G. Dropped out of college after a month but got a degree in life after backpacking in Costa Ricka for 2 weeks.
#12 Barbara
Barbara, 53. Makes a mean casserole, racist, want some jelly beans? Proud member of mothers against marijuana, she already called the police.
#13 Sharon
Sharon, 35. Recently divorced, smokes menthols. Uses expired coupons, asks for a manager anyway.
#14 Debbie
Debbie, 45. Drives a suburban, reads at the beach for a living, not mad you lied to her, just disappointed.
#15 Darlene
Darlene, 83, widowed, reminds u to chew your food, writes $12 checks.
#16 Trevor
Trevor, 33. Brews his own craft beer. Was a lumber sexual before it was cool. Listens to vinyl. Took improv at UCB
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